Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
It's allergy season again?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?