What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Can February March?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the noisiest food?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do cats love to work?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a duck's favorite snack?