Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which is the worst season?
What's the king of all school supplies?