Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do horses reside?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Families are like fudge.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?