Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?