How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?