How long will dinner be?
What is the color of the wind?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?