How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?