What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which computer won the talent show?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?