What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a pig thief?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?