Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
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Why is heaven always so tidy?
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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
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Why did the echo get detention?
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How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?