Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How does dinner smell?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?