What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is grass so dangerous?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?