What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do frogs get to work?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which is the worst season?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which dogs love to study science?