What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?