Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How was the wedding?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
When fish play football, who is the captain?