What's a cow's favorite music note?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the cat so small?