What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?