What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?