What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did summer say to spring?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the picture sent to jail?