What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?