Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is the smallest lion?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?