Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a forklift?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?