Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What bee is good for your health?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?