Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?