What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?