What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which family member has tusks?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?