Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How long will dinner be?