What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do stars go to college?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?