What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?