What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?