What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?