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What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do termites go camping?
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Who invented fractions?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?