Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What was the first animal in space?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?