What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?