What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?