What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?