Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which bug is related to you?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?