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What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the politest month?