What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?