What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?