I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What animal likes to party the most?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?