What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?