What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why can't you trust a pig?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is the coolest country?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?