What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What day is your mom always right?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?