How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?