Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?