Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How did the tree get lost?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you arrest a pig?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?