Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a short cow?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?