What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How long do chickens work?
