Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How long do chickens work?