What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?