Why do mice need oiling?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?