What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
