Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are cars magic?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why are ghosts always single?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?