What does the sun drink out of?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?