What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What's the loudest sport?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?