What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Board Game With A Twist
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?