Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you grill cheese?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the loudest sport?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What kind of dog loves to eat?