Can February March?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?