Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?