Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do billboards talk?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?