Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?