What's a bat's favorite game?
Batminton.
What do cows say on NYE?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do bees gossip?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?