My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a spider's favorite book?