My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which animal loves to have a good time?