My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where can you always get cheap gas?