Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?