What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?