What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How does dinner smell?
Where do clowns go on vacation?