What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What condiment has wings?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?