Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?