Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Do dads always snore?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?