Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?