What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?